Viviana Volpicella Vs. J.J. Martin: A Fashion Face-off

VV: So this is my Marseilles look. I was thinking of being a sexy sailor but also a bit pirate like!

JJ: With twizzlers in your mouth? Viv honey, I gotta be honest:  you look like Holly Hobbie –which was a doll we all had in the 1970s in America. What is up with those striped socks and tap shoes?

VV: I got the socks at Wait and See in Milan and the shoes are from Blugirl.

JJ: I’m over heels.  I can’t get enough of flatform shoes, even if these lizard ring ones by Ferragamo kind of make me look like a female Frankenstein.

VV: Yes.  They do. Why do you have to wear them if you’re already so tall?

JJ: I have no idea. I can’t help myself. I love them.  Did you notice how minimal I am in my all black and white outfit? All I needed was a pop of yellow with the handbags.

VV: Yep, this is as minimal as I’ve ever seen you.  Good job.