Viviana Volpicella Vs. J.J. Martin: A Fashion Face-off

VV: This is what I’d wear to an important work meeting.

JJ: You’re joking, right?

VV: No. I actually imagine myself having a meeting with LVMH, with Arnault himself, wearing this outfit:  classic Dsquared pants, a silk shirt by Equipment and a work bag by Saint Laurent.  It’s very city girl.

JJ: I think a cropped jacket needs to be worn over a dress or with a high waisted pant or skirt to look normal.

VV: Ordinarily you’d be right but here it works. Also I hate high waisted pants. If you have hips, you need to work low-waisted pants so that you don’t emphasize them.

JJ: I can’t even think in pants. They totally confuse me. This jacket feels so playful so I wanted to put it with my favorite raffia and ribbon striped vintage skirt.

VV: Yep, and I gave you the red ribbon to wear around your waist.

JJ: Which was an excellent move, Viv. Thanks, BABE. The Prada heels meanwhile, I’ve had for a billion years and they’re still in production. They go with everything, trust me.